Paris Mayor Defies Poo Threats to Swim in Seine, and Prove a Point

On a sunny Wednesday in Paris, the city’s Mayor inches down a ladder into the blue-brown water of the river Seine, one cautious step at a time. After a few seconds, once Anne Hidalgo’s wetsuit is completely submerged, she dons small dark goggles and dunks her face underwater—proving to the photographers and TV cameras following her by boat that she believes this water is clean.

This is a historic moment for Paris, which many people believed was not going to happen. Swimming in The Seine has been banned for the past century and a river clean enough for a political photo-op has long been an ambition among French lawmakers.

This clean-up operation has become the centerpiece of what Paris is calling “The Greenest Ever Games” and the legacy of this effort is expected to last. After Hidalgo dries off, The Seine will stage several Olympic swimming events before three public bathing areas will open in the Games’ aftermath.

But the €1.4 billion ($1.5bn) clean-up operation is not really about swimming. The ability to bathe in The Seine is simply a side show; payback to Parisians for the use of massive public funds to complete such an ambitious river restoration project. Instead, the real goal is to protect a source of drinking water and help life return to the river, so fish—such as the famous Parisian catfish—can continue to thrive.

The promise of swimming is intended to guard against the kind of criticism that pits environmental projects against the needs of ordinary people. Online accounts have already pledged to poop in The Seine en masse under the hashtag #JeChieDansLaSeine, or #IPooInTheSeine, to protest the amount of money spent on the project, as ordinary people struggle with the cost of living. (There is no evidence anyone actually did this, and whoever set up the original website did not reply to WIRED’s request for comment.)

“Having this totemic goal of swimming in the river is something that really helps politically … because it’s very expensive,” says Caroline Whalley, a water pollution expert at the European Environment Agency. “It’s a way to get public support, because they can see the benefit. There’s something in it for them.”

The Seine started to die at the onset of the 20th century. For 50 years, raw sewage was released into the river, prompting the city to put an end to idyllic scenes of families cavorting in the water, ruling bathing in the water (mostly) illegal from 1923. In the years that followed, The Seine became a grim symbol of industrialization.

“There was no life in the river Seine during these 50 years,” says Jean-Marie Mouchel, a professor at the Sorbonne University, who has been studying the river since the 80s. The sewage sapped the water of oxygen and created obstacles for river traffic. “There was so much sediment and deposits from the sewers that [they created] mountains of deposits on the bottom [of the river],” says Mouchel, “so boats couldn’t even pass through.”

It wasn’t until the 1960s that restoring the river began to attract political attention, first with the establishment of the French water agency, and later with a pledge by then-mayor of Paris (later Prime Minister) Jacques Chirac. “I will bathe in the Seine in front of witnesses to prove that the Seine has become a clean river,” he declared in 1988, promising to complete the stunt by the early 90s. Chirac, who died in 2019, never did take that public plunge. But his idea would live on in French politics and the Olympics created a new deadline to complete the cleanup.

Macron has repeated his pledge. “I’ll do it,” he told reporters in March, refusing to be pinned down on a date. Both he and Hidalgo, however, were beaten into the water by sports minister Amélie Oudéa-Castéra, who plunged into The Seine with an ungraceful flop on Saturday. Her office did not reply to WIRED’s questions asking if she was feeling fine after her swim.

Without the promise of swimming in the Seine, what Parisians get for the $1.5 billion clean operation is not immediately obvious. It is not actually possible to clean the river. Instead the clean-up operation is focused on preventing new, raw sewage from entering in the first place. The city cracked down on houseboats and apartments with questionable plumbing, which were dumping sewage straight into The Seine. Then officials started to tackle the problem being caused by intense rainstorms, which cause water to flow from the street into the city’s drains, swelling the amount of liquid in the sewers underneath. Too much rain means the city has a choice: either let raw sewage back up through people’s toilets and flood bathrooms across the capital, or release untreated waste into the river to create space, regardless of the consequences.

To prevent this from happening, Paris built a giant storage tank near Austerlitz metro station, capable of holding 20 Olympic swimming pools of dirty water. “The idea of this is to be a buffer so when it rains a lot, instead of the sewage network immediately overflowing, we have a basin that fills up,” says Dan Angelescu, founder and CEO of Fluidion, a company that tracks levels of e-coli in The Seine and worked with the city on the cleanup project until last year. The basin created a “drastic” improvement of the water quality during small amounts of rain, says Angelescu, yet a rainstorm last week still caused levels of e-coli to peak above the 1,000 e-coli per 100ml level considered safe for The Olympics. “There is a limit to everything,” says Angelescu, when asked about the basin’s effectiveness.

Recent heavy downpours have created lingering uncertainty whether the Seine will be judged ready in time for The Games and if it is, whether swimmers will be able to descend into the water without getting sick. Hidalgo may already have taken the plunge, but the real guinea pigs will be the Olympic athletes signed up to take part in the open water and triathlon events scheduled in The Seine, as long as the water analysis comes back safe.

Among them is a slightly nervous Daniel Wiffen, a world record holder who is set to compete in The Seine, representing Ireland. Paris will be the 23-year-old’s first “big race” in open waters and he is worried about the water quality. “It’s a big issue,” he says. Ideally, he’d like to take a trial run in The Seine, to better understand the currents and he’s been asking fellow athletes if they think it’s worth the gamble. “Do you risk two days before your race, getting in The Seine and getting ill the day before your race?” he says.

Yet he’s still hoping the race goes ahead. The idea of swimming in the iconic Paris river spurred him to sign up. “I want to swim beside the Eiffel Tower,” he told WIRED. “It’s a once in a lifetime opportunity.”

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